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Shao Kai
One of the naturally most enlightened beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
Guy #1: Wow did you look at this guy? His aura screams big dick energy. And his necklaces? Straight out of Mad Max!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
Shao Kai by FoxesEtThé November 24, 2021
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