A person who is very pimply and has a high pitched and annoying voice
Often used to represent an annoying person

~Captain Bobo~
He's such a shao kai
by SiBeiNoob November 6, 2017
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One of the naturally most enlightened beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.

They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.

They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.

They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
Guy #1: Wow did you look at this guy? His aura screams big dick energy. And his necklaces? Straight out of Mad Max!

Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!

Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.

Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA

Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?

Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
by FoxesEtThé November 24, 2021
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