shalubaby

- one whose sanity is questionable yet always manages to look cute even when she does stupid things. -one who can shake her booty faster than you. - one who actually has a booty. - one who can dance - one who is always happy - one who is a walking-talking ipod - one who makes implausible sound effects - one who does not know what the word implausible means - one who can dance - one who gets INCREDIBLY SHY when shes around guys she likes - one who manages to attract stalkers from different states including newyork newjersey philadelphia and TEXAS, mind you she has never even been to texas- one who plays SICK hockey even though most of the boys on her street hate her for it - did we mention one who can dance?

hahahah we love our shalubaby !

shalubaby by cyrilandpritibaby March 30, 2007

Shlubby 

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shadbaby 

Someone who was born & raised in the biggest shithole there is - Shadsworth.

Brook - Hey, have you heard of that shadbaby Chris?
Jordan - Yeah, he doesn't deserve the right to vote

Shadbaby by Chramilson December 3, 2019

Shubaby 

When the the toes are extra salty and it makes you very horny, it results in what we scientists call " JUICY FUNGUS" or shubaby, shubaby is special because it is the first step in giving birth to a new galaxy. Also the baby chickens get hungry so then you have to feed them what is called pepe. It may hurt, but trust me, it is for a good cause.

Man, I just had the greatest shubaby with my wife, the toes were EXTRA salty.

Shubaby by NYLE IS GREAT March 27, 2020

shawbaby 

the person who made me feel such a different, genuine type of love. so indescribable you resort to . , yet you both understand such a feeling. the one who brought light to yourdarkest days. the one who tries but struggles to remember your dogs names. the one who nerds about a video game character. the one who geeks about gintama. the one who is willing to be by your side for what’ll feel like forever. shawbaby is shawbaby, being said in a dumb voice.

Definition: just a nickname two idiots came up with after agreeing shawty and baby itself are too cringe.

Was gud shawbaby? :D

shawbaby by noner palace June 30, 2022

shlubby 

stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)

He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.

She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.

shlubby by loggie October 9, 2008

shababy 

When didn’t know you were pregnant and had to fart, so you try to blow ass but instead of gas you push a baby out like a horrible shart.

I was at Burger King and the damn girl in front of me ended up farting and having a Shababy. The manager gave me a free chocolate milkshake though so it was cool.

shababy by scythe74 November 24, 2018