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Spelled Pronunciation: Shaa-laa-vaa / šalava
Origin: Russian Language
Historical background: None. Jargon, Folklore.
Translation: None.
Closest meaning: Slut
Synonym: blyat, shluha, suka.

A derogatory term, an insult, usually reserved for females. Also a prison speak, shalava is a man who cannot be trusted.

Basically, another one of Russia's great mysterious folklore labels for a bitch that just won't listen. This word carries no explicit meaning and generally means "a mutha fuckin' bitch whore slut blyat,.... !!!BLYAT!!!"
EXAMPLE:

To insult someone, this word could be used by itself - "SHALAVA!" or in combination with other words in a sentence - "Ah you're such a SHALAVA!"
shalava by The El Zorro January 17, 2008
Words you can keep
In Russian is a rough form of the word "prostitute"
"Hey ti, shalava, hochesh sosat' moi hui?" means "Hey you, prostitute, do you wanna suck my dick?
Shalava by Tin2281337 May 25, 2019
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