Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 21, 2016