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Shadow Ridge High School

Fucking shitty ass school located in one of the richest parts of Las Vegas, even though half the kids who attend are scene-wannabe pothead who basically fail at life.

Also known as Shady Ridge because of the amount of fake, drama starting whores.

Filled with a big population of mormons... nuff said.

The girls are all mentally retarded attention whores who think that sleeping with all of the guys on the football team (which sucks, just like all the other sports) doesn't make you a slut, and the guys are all douchebags who brag about getting their dick sucked, even though it's really not hard to shove two inches in your mouth.

Huge rival to Arbor View, another local high school that isn't quite far from Shady Ridge, but still filled with the same type of people, only they have more money.
typical girl at shadow ridge high school.

mandy: *shouts across the room* OH MY GOSH RYAN SAID HE LOVED ME ON FRIDAY AND AFTER WE SMOKED THREE POUNDS OF WEED WE HAD SEX AND I GAVE HIM A BJ LULZ

*three days later*
mandy: OMFGGGG RYAN CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CUT MYSELF ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW AT 702 SO I CAN LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Shadow Ridge Middle School 

A fucking rich ass school in flower mound, the size of a goddamn airport. Even though the students are rich, most will end up in jail. The girls in high school fuck more than their grades and the boys nut to McDonald’s toys.
Boy: What middle school did you go to
Girl: Shadow Ridge Middle School
Boy: are you even a girl?

Shadow Riders

A gang banger! person who smuggles drugs across the mexican border(Juarez) into el paso. THEY WISH!!! Vehicle of choice...crotch rocket also known as a rice beater. Most military members who forget their original club (US ARMY)...1 leader at the BK Lounge. If you are a Shadow Rider you most likely have the name SHIFTA or GIN. your colors are be black and orange because your not original and you stole it from Harley Davidson. On top of that you have mass reflective gear on account of your motorcycle safey requirements. BAD GUYS!!!
Yo dawg! lets meet up at the circle k and roll out and waste gas when its 4 dollars a gallon! WHOOO SHADOW RIDERS RULE!!! formation monday at 0630 just a reminder....

Shadow Rider 

Shadow Rider

A shadow rider is someone who would engage in sexual intercourse with some one because of there ethnicity, Most commonly white girls who crave of black men
Leon - "Ayo man lets swing by T5 nuff shadow riders in dere we can get sum pum pum ona easy level u get me ?

Malcolm - ZIM!
Shadow Rider by Malcolm aka Nyrex October 20, 2008