Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

Kraken sexts by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025

sexsensually 

A portmanteau of sexually and sensually.

Judy: "Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, Gill is nice, he is nice, but I am not interested in him sexually, or sensually, or sexsensually, which is sеx, but with candles and a breeze."

sexsensually by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.

Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."

sexist drive-by by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017

Setskies 

Being ready, pumped, and good to go!

"Hey Bro! I'm setskies, lets go to the movies!"

Setskies by Mr.Muffin From Da Island November 9, 2012

Handjob Seats 

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

sexsensual 

When a woman has the rare combination of being
both sexy and sensual at the same time.

He noticed her walking down the staircase ever so slowly. Her movements were slow like warm honey being poured onto a stack of pancakes while her smile, the way her clothes were clinging to her soft skin .. all of it made her sooooooo sexy and sensual = sexsensual.

sexsensual by alamocityguy February 23, 2011

crib sets 

Shoes made to be worn in the house. Usually made from such fabrics as corderoy. Back can be folded down for slip on effect. See Debo from Friday for additional reference.

The only place i wear my crib sets out is walmart.

crib sets by HBeezyIC June 14, 2010