seximous

To have an abundance of sexy attributes.
Abounding in sexiness. Embodies sexiness.

Citing Google...
1)How are you and how's the big beastly and seximous man doing?
2)Be careful! Some crazy girl might pick you up and decide that you are so seximous that she will keep you forever and ever!
3)This threw a damper on my plans to go see seximous.
4)Usually I see some bad pictures of him in videos but those were all seximous!
5)Your body is quite seximous.
6)As for my current ladyfriend: reader, have you ever felt like you were in the presence of one of the coolest people on earth, hands down...one of THE coolest? Okay so maybe coolest is a really lame word. I could think of a better word...awesome, amazing, super, stupendous, seximous, unbelievable....etc.

by El3GANT December 24, 2008

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sexmouse

A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.

Squeakle squeakle! The sexmouse wants his cheese from Daddy! 😫💦💦

by Where all the sexy mice at bro March 24, 2019

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