Sexercise

Sexercise: the act of fucking someone hard and fast enough to count it as a work out and or exercise.

Something used by men and women of all ages (mostly teens) to replace exercise with.

Long. Hard. Rough. Muscle Stretching. Hot Sex

Hoelene: Hey, want to go to ze gym with me gurll?
Sharkeisha: Nahh I'm pooped out from all the sexercise. No work outs for me today.
Hoelene: Oh well that's too bad have fun with your little work on in bed Sharkeisha, c ya later (;
Sharkeisha: You mean...Sexercise?

by Tokahont4s20 October 17, 2015

sexercise

Using the act of sex as the source of their daily exercise.

I'm going to skip the gym today. since I had a couple of hours sexercise .

by kavesa February 18, 2017

Sexercise

Fucking your yoga instructor after class.
Also applies to fucking your personal trainer at the gym.

Working out and working it out at the gym are first steps toward becoming a sexercise instructor that fucks!

by Wildwoodsman May 9, 2017

Sexercise

Using sexual activity as a way to keep fit.

- man, are you working out? - Nah, just sexercise.

to a girl - uuuppps, looks like your pants are too small for you now! Looks like you need some sexercise!

by Dangel August 30, 2013

sexercise

losing weight by having sex and/or becoming fit

sexercise: intense sex.

sexercise: checking your weight after sex and having loss weight

sexercise: looking in mirror after having sex a lot and say wow and texting a picture of your upper body to a friend and asking if you look fit and they yes

by Fedora of Aces November 27, 2013

sexercise

Fitness work done towards pertaining the chance to engage in physical sexual intercourse.

Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.

Rob - Dude you've been hitting the gym a lot recently
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8

by Huuyi April 26, 2009

sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.

Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.

by Joe Sheezy December 23, 2007