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1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.
Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.
by Captain sex weasel November 17, 2013
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