sex weasel 

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.

Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.

sex weasel by Captain sex weasel November 24, 2013

Sex Weasel 

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

Sex Weasel by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024

rabid weasel sex 

Energetic, intense, and highly animated sex. Similar to 'rabid badger sex.' Often results in at least trashed bedding; elevates quickly to ruined furniture, if not outright destruction. Smashed coffe tables, broken chairs, towel racks ripped from tile, etc. Seldom planned, instantaneously spontaneous, always vigorously athletic. Would be damned impressive if you could manage a video, but you'd probably smash the camera to hell trying. Can lead to extensive chiropractic care and physical rehab. Also see 'grin from hell.'

That 2AM return from the perfect night out from the most excellent concert ever with the best of friends, and maybe just a little too much rum. Waking up in a tangled heap sweaty arms, legs, throw rugs and sofa pillows at 7. "Now -that- was some rabid weasel sex!"

rabid weasel sex by runnamukk June 29, 2011

weasel sex 

When two skinny Mexicans have unprotected dirty, sweaty, sex and then leave right after intercourse.

White man: Wow those two mexican spics just had weasel sex.

weasel sex by Cinnamon gang. April 8, 2017