if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.
by HeyIThinkYoureCute:) April 12, 2020

a little squishy cheeked baby was born this day. wish #HAN a good one and give him all the love in the world.
by jeekies October 15, 2019

by teheheheheh October 16, 2019

by uwumarlee December 17, 2019

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

by Jedimaster69 November 04, 2019
