if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.
People born on this day will be thicc. They shall be the thiccest of the thiccests. They will be so thicc that they fill up an entire room with their thiccness
Dude 1: hey wasn’t u born on September 14
Dude 2: yeah why
Dude 1: dats when thiccies are born
Dude 2: *inflates* uh oh
A quokka that is cute, handsome, kind, funny, talented, singer, rapper, dancer, ace, producer, lyricist, obsessed with americano, a genius, the main character, and is only a day older than a cute yellow chick.
Bbokari the cute yellow chick:Its your Hanjiji dad's bday! September 14.
Hanquokka is cute:Yes! Hanjiji dad's bday handsome and cute like hanquokka.