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A twink who ejaculates into a turkey baster, and proceeds to shove it in his rectum and squeeze the bulb, thus basting his sphincter.
Bruce: Wow that boy is cute!!

Gary: Yeah he is but I heard he's a self basting sea monkey.

Bruce: Even better I can start with a shrimping cocktail.
by Dirty Habenero April 15, 2014
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