A smelly, warm, bony butted, curely haired sea monkey that is is cudely and untamable. You can find these in the craters on the moon and can only be half sea monkey and half human.
Chuckey Doak is a high school located in upper East Tennessee. Also referred to as "choke a dick" or "choke a duck", it's home to some of the most stuck up backwoods people you'll ever meet. The boys there tend to think they're cool if they drive a Nissan hardbody or are in the commons past 11 o'clock at night. Everyone has everyone elses nudes and if you go to the bathroom, there's probably going to be someone having sex. Or the parking lot. Or anywhere really. And all the girls think they're hot shit even though both they're eyes never look the same direction. If you talk to someone from there they're liable cheat on you with their cousin.
A chicken egg which has been incubated by a turkey and hatches, however you do not want to tell it that it's adopted to create resentment problems and trust issues. So rename it a Churkey
Brian the turkey sat on some chicken eggs, they hatched and churkeys were born.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."