Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 8, 2003

secret squirrel bitch

A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..

Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!

by November 6, 2017

a secret squirrel bunch

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.

The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 22, 2007

Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

by Alicia Center April 1, 2022