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Second Baptism 

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
Second Baptism by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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Second Baptism 

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.