The act of a woman floating on her back in water and a man with hepatitis defecates on her stomach after eating peanuts. The female proceeds to take apart and eat the feces while eating the peanuts that are contained inside.
by Salty Sea Otter February 1, 2011
when you take the girls vagina and light a match and let her quiff on the match onto your chest.to make a flame of quiff.
by very very very very bored September 27, 2009
A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
by Swagger jagger 1991 August 5, 2013
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 30, 2020
by BPChuy89 April 6, 2011