Portmanteau of scrotum and runt. Must commonly used to describe the genitalia of a Tongan male after he's been in a freezer, although can be applied to their women and dogs as a deadly intertribal insult.
Good lord, Fa'lofelisi, is that thing swinging between your great thighs a scrunt or a dried chinchilla?
by Richard6 August 14, 2007
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the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff
'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'
by jimbob brown April 06, 2006
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the paw padding movements made by an affectionate cat as it settles on ones lap
Go scrunt over there puss, you're annoying me.
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The abnormally small penis usually showcased on a man who one might think has a large member comparable to that of one, John Holmes.(Legendary porn star of the mid 70's.)

I bet Brad Pitt has a scrunt!
by Steve Schurtz August 31, 2006
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