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Screen's hot 

An effective way to trick a voice program into taking a screenshot. Usually used for games like GTA or Skyrim.
I need to cool down my television, the screen's hot
Screen's hot by Goosifyed May 15, 2022

Your keyboard to God's screen 

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"
"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

Screen Stalker 

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.
John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

Blue Screen Scream

the sound made before getting the feared blue screen of death. when music is playing, it suddenly starts skipping rapidly then the screen goes out.
theres no sympathy for the dea-dadadadadadadadadada
*BLUE SCREEN SCREAM*
windows has detected a problem and has been shut down to avoid damage to your computer
:'(

touch-screen syndrome 

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".
Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!
touch-screen syndrome by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012