Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad

by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019

Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.

Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

by That one person you never knew January 19, 2019

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

scratching

Coding using scratch.mit.edu

I am busy scratching a new game.

by ZipRodge January 14, 2022

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014

Scratch N Sniff

The Scratch N Sniff is an alternative method of scratching your balls. This method requires you to cradle your balls in one hand, while you gently scratch your balls with the other. This method is one of many methods used to scratch a mans balls, one of which is the Pinch and Twist method.

Bro can i scratch your balls?

Nah bro, ive already done the Scratch N Sniff method.

by rection g hue December 16, 2022

scratch-n-sniff

Any drug lined up and inhaled.

she left to go to the bathroom to scratch-n-sniff.

by sercybrownstrange April 9, 2017