scoot ass
When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.
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Scoop Ass
When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.
Scoop Ass by tentcondom December 27, 2007
Scoop ass
The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.
Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
Scoop ass by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016
Atl Ass Scoop
When you travel to the Eastside of Atlanta to scoop (pick up) your thick, little shorty after your late night shift. Generally, she'll pack an overnight bag containing little tokens of her appreciation, such as Trader Joe's tea, cookies, sack, ect.
"Hey, what are you doing after work, bruh?"
"Aw just gonna hit an Atl ass scoop in Decatur"
"Truu, I miss those days...so romantic and shit."
"Aw just gonna hit an Atl ass scoop in Decatur"
"Truu, I miss those days...so romantic and shit."
Atl Ass Scoop by Desirager February 8, 2014
scoop dat ass
scoop dat ass by Sazah fish butt February 10, 2015
Shoot rainbows out of my ass
I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
Shoot rainbows out of my ass by Doc Molly February 26, 2015
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