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Schoolcraft 

Verb; to throw a lap-top computer at a boss upon being fired.
When he was fired by Terry fired, Nick Schoolcrafted the mac book at his head. Andy was laughing.
Schoolcraft by Way Tight November 16, 2011

Schoolcraft High School 

The greatest high school in all of Michigan. Best at sports and academics. Better than Constantine in every way. Cool school colors too.
“You go to Schoolcraft High School? That’s one of the best schools in the country! Didn’t all of their sports teams have a perfect record last year?”

Schoolcrasinating 

the act of doing things at school that you are not supposed to for example
making this definition
playing coolmathgames
"wait so you where Schoolcrasinating during that WHOLE MATH LESSON" "yep"
Schoolcrasinating by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 16, 2020

schoolcruft

A worthless Wikipedia entry on an uninteresting school that has no worthiness of an entry whatsoever. Although it angers those who follow deletionism, there is a highly organised group of trolls who rig votes for deletion and intimidate neutrals in order that such crap is kept.
Newcroft County Primary School is a primary school in Shepshed Leicestershire. It has pupils and teachers. Schoolcruft.
schoolcruft by Wikipedian November 6, 2005

Schoolcation 

When you're on a break, like summer or a winter break, and the teacher assigns projects and homework to be done and finished when you get back from school.
" Oh man, this holiday is going to be a schoolcation, this is gonna suck eggs"
Schoolcation by nerdybirdy727506 February 1, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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