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schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009
The laziest person on earth he literally can’t use his vocal cords because there siting on the couch eating a bag of chips
Broham, Joe is so Shlabby he won’t even use the bathroom si he just pees on his tv!

Schlubby 

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.
I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!
Schlubby by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

schlabber die futz 

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"
Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!
schlabber die futz by Yazster April 27, 2009
i just got fucked in the ass, im so schwabby
schwabby by mclovin it November 19, 2007

schlabber babber 

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber
"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"
schlabber babber by gekomagician September 12, 2022
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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