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schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009
The laziest person on earth he literally can’t use his vocal cords because there siting on the couch eating a bag of chips
Broham, Joe is so Shlabby he won’t even use the bathroom si he just pees on his tv!

Schlubby 

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.
I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!
Schlubby by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

schlabber die futz 

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"
Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!
schlabber die futz by Yazster April 27, 2009
i just got fucked in the ass, im so schwabby
schwabby by mclovin it November 19, 2007

schlabber babber 

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber
"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"
schlabber babber by gekomagician September 12, 2022