Scat hat 

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

Scat hat by Zonal K August 26, 2019

Scat hatch 

A sexual term for an asshole.

When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water

Scat hatch by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010