sarup

Sarup, the little nerd whos exceptionally talented and will definitely get into a GREAT college. He is a huge gansta also even though he is smart because he also has a great social life.

Damnnnn, look at that kid Sarup...I will i was smart and cool like him. He's so sexy!

sarup by Sudeep NoName April 20, 2018

sarup

A dumb motherfucker who thinks his 'scooter' is cool but overall he looks like he got delivered to the hospital with a taxi

1 " Look at that sarup"
2 "yeah thats a fucking sarup for sure"

sarup by Miikkel Andrä November 18, 2016

sarup

Super sexy hot 50 inc nice,king,sweet,tall,king, respectful, if you disagree kys.

wow look at that sarup

sarup by NWORD911 May 19, 2023

Pulling a sarup 

When your boy flakes on you and he only comes once every 49 times

Maaaanee, that boy is pulling a sarup again and ghosted

Pulling a sarup by tnaber July 19, 2025

sarpolus

It’s a Greek name. After hours of searching I managed to find that it simply means “talks a lot”. But quite possibly it could mean more, or whatever the beholder of the name wishes it to be.

He’s totally a Sarpolus of a man

sarpolus by hippityhoppityoffmyproperty February 14, 2020

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015