sandy vag 

1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina

"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"

sandy vag by UltimateNinja December 6, 2004

Sandy Vag Syndrome

A condition which results in constant irritability. The most common symptoms of this disease include a predisposition towards being easily offended, hurt, with an affinity for holding grudges, and general discomfort for the sufferer and everyone within earshot

Amer is so easily offended, that dude has a serious case of Sandy Vag Syndrome.

Sandy Vag Syndrome by HeyZeusChristo September 24, 2014

Sandvag 

An individual who exhibits agitation, revulsion, panic, or extreme discomfort for no worthwhile reason. Akin to the medical disorder "sandvaginitis", or "appearing to have sand in one's vagina". (Note: this term applies to female as well as male individuals).

Paco: Miguel, stop being such a sandvag. A bite from the death stalker scorpion causes unbearable pain, fever, coma, convulsions, paralysis and only maybe death.
Miguel: Is Raul going to come over and suck the poison out of my wound?
Paco: If he doesn't sandvag out this time.

Sandvag by Solax January 12, 2008

captain sandy vag 

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.

Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!

captain sandy vag by Jrk459er November 29, 2006

sandvag 

1.when a vagina is sandy, and may feel rough, like sandpaper.

2.also used as an insult

1."i was at the beach today, and now i have a really bad sandvag"

2."god, your such a sandvag!"

sandvag by bigpapafatdragon August 14, 2007

Sandvaginitis 

The condition in sand enters the vagina, in which the person with such virus complains often, or no longer performs certain activities.

Konnor was about to do a backflip, when he contracted sandvaginitis

Sandvaginitis by J-Backstar870 August 1, 2012

Sandvagina 

An argumentative, contrary, temperamental or unruly person or thing. The term originally derives from the notion that a woman is grouchy because she has "sand in her vagina". However, the term can also being used on men, animals, or objects that exhibit these characteristics.

"Dave: help me define sandvagina.
Justin: no.
Dave: stop being a sandvagina and help me you ass."

"Matt's just being a little sandvagina because he isn't getting any cock action."

Sandvagina by DaveHarris December 9, 2008