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toss my salad with ranch dressing

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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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salad with ranch • Tossed Salad With Ranch • toss my salad with ranch dressing • tossed salad with xtra ranch • salad with dressing on the side • cheesy salad with cheese • Greek Salad with Chicken • Greek Salad with Sprouts • Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side • Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

Tossed Salad With Ranch 

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When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.
Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter
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tossed salad with xtra ranch 

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When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).
Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"
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church hurt 

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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
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honkin 

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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026
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Stealthie 

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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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