salad with ranch

start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.

"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 22, 2018

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016