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The task of spanking your monkey while "working" at the mall, whether it be at Dick's, Burlington, Subway, or the movie theater. Typically performed by the transitional Saks employee as he wanders aimlessly for something to do. Out of boredom, he decides to just spank his monkey.

The "sakser" generally uses a fictional name as to avoid verbal detection.
Dude. This place is dead. If anyone needs me, I'll be saksing in the bathroom.

Timmy caught Matt saksing to his mom's underpants.
saksing by octoberic January 5, 2017
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SakuIno is a wlw ship from the Naruto series that consists of two girls, Sakura and Ino, that went from bestfriends to lovers!
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SakuIno by SakuIno February 5, 2021

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026