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The task of spanking your monkey while "working" at the mall, whether it be at Dick's, Burlington, Subway, or the movie theater. Typically performed by the transitional Saks employee as he wanders aimlessly for something to do. Out of boredom, he decides to just spank his monkey.

The "sakser" generally uses a fictional name as to avoid verbal detection.
Dude. This place is dead. If anyone needs me, I'll be saksing in the bathroom.

Timmy caught Matt saksing to his mom's underpants.
saksing by octoberic January 5, 2017
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SakuIno is a wlw ship from the Naruto series that consists of two girls, Sakura and Ino, that went from bestfriends to lovers!
SakuIno sapphics RISE! SakuIno best wlw ship in Naruto!
SakuIno by SakuIno February 5, 2021

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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026