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The task of spanking your monkey while "working" at the mall, whether it be at Dick's, Burlington, Subway, or the movie theater. Typically performed by the transitional Saks employee as he wanders aimlessly for something to do. Out of boredom, he decides to just spank his monkey.

The "sakser" generally uses a fictional name as to avoid verbal detection.
Dude. This place is dead. If anyone needs me, I'll be saksing in the bathroom.

Timmy caught Matt saksing to his mom's underpants.
saksing by octoberic January 5, 2017
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baby sassing it 

Saying sexually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it
You need to watch your mouth and stop baby sassing it!
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Basically a general word refering to when someone is disrespecting or generally just gettin on your nerves. Can also be used in relation to the word sass
"Are you sassing me?"
sassing by -x-Ju-x- March 6, 2007
To be or do something like a SAS soldier
George and Tom went sasing around the house
sasing by Tom Bambridge December 31, 2007

momma sassing it

Displaying yourself in an elegant, refined manner. May be looked at as snobbish at times.
Wow, when my mother walked into the upscale store the other day she was so momma sassing it.
momma sassing it by Sass & McNugarr December 27, 2010

Cyber Sassing

Verb; The act of giving attitude or posting witty/hurtful comments through the internet or social networking sites. Not to be confused with "cyber bullying" which is far more extreme.
Did you see what Tamir wrote to Liisa on Facebook, lately he's been cyber sassing a lot!
Cyber Sassing by BrownBearX November 27, 2010

Back sassing 

I told u already to do it so stop back sassing me before I crack ya azz.
Back sassing by DADEMON83 April 11, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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