Small Asian Penis: a derogatory term, saying that the smallest of the smallest penises are considered asian penises
girl 1: so how'd it go with you and Mike last night?
girl 2: it was horrible. i was about to give him a blow job but when i pulled down his pants he had S. A. P. it was so small
by michael mitchel April 17, 2010
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"S'ing the P" is a phrase that means to suck the pipe. It is a term, mainly used by uppercrust white folk, that is the equivalent to the phrase rim job.
I wish my girl would s the p every once in a while.

Shit, bitch, s'ing the p is disgusting
by Tyler "The" Durden March 4, 2008
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The customer won't fix that part of the car, now it's S E P.
by Hondadude May 12, 2008
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"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
by C.B.O. December 4, 2010
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A sleepover completely devoted to play wii.
Richie: Hey man wanna come over and play PS3

Dan: no me and scott are having a s-wii-p over
by Rader December 9, 2006
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