ryan ho 

a massive simp

you: hey ryan what are you doing?
ryan ho: simping for gabi

ryan ho by queenprawn November 15, 2021

Ryan_Ho_

A guy who sucks at his job in the DoJ on BusinessCraft.

Hey look! It's a Ryan_Ho_! I bet he's going to not do his job.

Ryan_Ho_ by Seth Hutchinson November 16, 2021

Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

Ryan Hogan by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020

Ryan Howard 

Someone who is a fraud. Also, someone who falls in and out of love with Kelly Kapoor.

"Oh do you see that guy across the street"
"Yeah, he's just like Ryan Howard"
"The baseball player?"
"No, Ryan Howard from the Office."

Ryan Howard by familyguydork November 30, 2020

ryan howard 

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

ryan howard by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

Ryan Howard 

Won the 2006 National League Most Valuable Player Award, becoming the second player ever to win the rookie of the year and MVP award in back-to-back seasons (Cal Ripken, Jr. 1982-83). Hit .313 with 58 home runs, 149 RBI and 104 runs scored in his first full season at the Major League level. He also won the Hank Aaron Award.

Ryan Howard, the big, insanely powerful behemoth, just homered again to keep the shitty Phillies in the race.

Ryan Howard by Jay Ridnour November 23, 2006

ryan horn 

Ryan Horn....lovable, loyal and always helps a person in need. Not very reliable but only because he doesn't plan well.

Ryan, Ryan Horn, awesomeness

ryan horn by alliemontana April 30, 2014