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10292384756q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn 

I'm bored, you're bored we are all absolutely bored.
I typed 10292384756q\w]erptoyiua'[s;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn 

You're in school doing a test, bored out of your MIND. You've already searched up some very obscure variations of the family tree such as mlpoiuytrewqazcvbnkjhgfds. This isn't the most obscure one but is definitely very hard to find. Congrats. I was genuinely surprised that this hasn't been done yet.
Timmy's bored.

Timmy - Well, I'll just search up `=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn because I have no life.

1=2-30495867q\w]e[rptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

youre bored and type 1=2-30495867q\w]erptoyiua'[s;dlflgkhjz/x.c,vmbn and bro you died of boredom?
im so damn bored
well then type \1=2-30495867q\w]erptoyuia'[s;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
hell what bro

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\w]e[rpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn 

When you are so bored out of your mind you do the full number row right, the qwerty row left, the asdf row right, the zxcvbnm row left, then all rows each side going left right like 1029384756
Dude was so bored out of his mind he typed `1234567890-=\]poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\werpptoyiua'[s;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

If you type this, you have 3 seconds until you die of boredom
you know what? im gonna type `=1-203948576\q]weprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"[S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN oh crap i died of boredom
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026