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hot rivet syndrome
when cowboys gather around the campfire, and they stand up and burn their balls from the rivets in their jeans.
when tex was finished with his weenie, he stood up to see a man about a horse and got hot rivet syndrome.
hot rivet syndrome by wormalnermal January 19, 2010
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River Buoy(s)
River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"
Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"
JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"
Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"
JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"
Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"
JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"
Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"
River Buoy(s) by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021
Briggsy's River Cottage
The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
Briggsy's River Cottage by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
John's river face
To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
See also: muddy river face.
John's river face by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
Vincennes Rivet High School
Vincennes Rivet High School is the worst high school in Vincennes. It is a bunch a stuck up snotty bitches. They blow dick at sports and are only good because they play schools with a population of 10. They smoke pot and do more drugs then the public schools. If you go to Rivet then you blow huge dick.
Vincennes Rivet High School by Tiny Tim Tom December 19, 2010
Vincennes Rivet High School-
One of the best schools in the midwest. Has a total population of about 200 in grades 6-12. It is a small Catholic private school. Socially you have to be well trimmed and know what you are talking about. People fit in really well and are the most prestigous kids in the city of Vincennes. Very successful in sports. It also out schools the rest of schools in Vincennes by a ton on i-step scores and grades. Hands down the best school in Vincennes.
Vincennes Rivet High School- by chruchBOY12 December 8, 2010
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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