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river snakes

A skinny person's biceps
Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.
by MathosKotso September 6, 2008
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Wabash River Snake

The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.
Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!
by xXMETALXx November 9, 2012
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Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.
I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!
by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009
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Snake River High school

A crummy High school located in the Riverside area of Idaho often abbreviated SR, no single person knows exactly what town it is in. Once a hub for jocks and steroid using champs, Snake river has fallen from grace and become a boring Mormon H.Q., things were not always so bad for SR, once know for everyone hooking up and having fun, even winning state football and basketball sever years in a row, Snake river still has a long standing rivalry with they're much larger counterparts from across the river which many students still lay claim to the other side starting it, but now most students concern themselves about what they're favorite non-alcoholic/caffeinated drink is.
Person 1: Remember when snake river high school was great?

Person 2: yeah man good times, good times.... wana go read the book of Mormon?
by Snow hiker June 28, 2010
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Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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