River horse
River horse by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
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river horse
someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.
river horse by Ching Chong February 28, 2005
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mississippi river horse piss
Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
mississippi river horse piss by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014
I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
Dixon Horse Rider
Dixon Horse Rider by Mannaaaaa June 11, 2016
Polish Horse-Rider
Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?
Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.
Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.
Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.
Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.
Polish Horse-Rider by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009
Hennessy Horse Rider
Hennessy Horse Rider by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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