Ritsmorted 

A form of stupidity that defies retarded and was indefinable until Tuesday, November 17 2017

My roommate married his bitch ass wife and beheld the responsibility of a 2 year old spawn of Satan because he is in fact, ritsmorted.

Ritsmorted by Notthomassheets November 14, 2017

ripsnorted 

Getting bomb, drunk to the point of not remembering what happened

Man, I was ripsnorted last night

ripsnorted by crabdick July 6, 2012