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A form of
stupidity
that defies
retarded
and was indefinable until
Tuesday
, November 17 2017
My
roommate
married his
bitch ass
wife and beheld the responsibility of a 2 year old spawn of Satan because he is in
fact
, ritsmorted.
Ritsmorted
by
Notthomassheets
November 14, 2017