resipue

A residue of poo left on the penis after having anal sex with a careless twink who couldn't be bothered to take the appropriate preparations beforehand.

If a condom was not worn, resipue leads to the condition known as stinky dinky.

Dude, I thought that twink was clean and considerate, but I was wrong - he left resipue all over my peen.

by tiarosa March 13, 2015

pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.

"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.

by underrated cookie April 26, 2014

blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.

I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!

by ueno1 May 16, 2009

star residue

In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.

Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Titty Residue

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.

"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."

by Griker November 5, 2004

Residue Doo

The doo doo particles on your penis or fingers after having anal sex

"Dude after I put it in her butt I had some gross residue Doo on my dick!"

by SarahRichmond August 2, 2009

sock residue

The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.

Oh my God, you've got frostbite!

Don't worry, it's just sock residue.

by knob jockey December 14, 2007