White Box Reincarnate

The religion/belief that after you die, you will be reincarnated into a lowlife cockroach and if you lived nicely to the ones around you (as a cockroach), you will move up in the animal food chain (living each life nicely) until you slowly move back up to human status. Once you lived your lives without committing horrible acts, you will wake up into a white box, neither cold nor warm.

Person 1: So what religion are you?
Person 2: I'm a White Box Reincarnate.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I want to believe in an afterlife.

White Box Reincarnate by That Dry Fruit March 5, 2017

reintarnation 

after death, coming back to life as a hillbilly

one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition

reintarnation by dp916 March 17, 2004

deincarnate 

To transport the soul of a lame brained sluggard back to an earlier more primitive point in time where he/she/it belongs.

Muffy thought her blind date -- whose distended forehead was directly proportionate to his elongated arms, and who had tufts of dark hair growing from his brows, nostrils, ears and shoulders -- was a Neanderthal who should've been deincarnated back to the Stone Age.

deincarnate by Kit Marlow June 12, 2008

Reincarnation 

Meaning rebirth.

German -I believe in reincarnation. I think i was an american in one of my past lives in the 19th century. I have had several flashbacks.

Englishman - So you were american before it was fashionable. Eh?

Reincarnation by Ace4077 December 21, 2019

Reincarnation 

Basically the religious embodiment of the meme, "aw shit, here we go again"

Now...I rest......wait why the hell am I a bird now!? Fuck reincarnation!

Reincarnation by Norrabal May 31, 2019

reincarnated spoon 

A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.

Oh god, please hope we don’t see a reincarnated spoon

reincarnated spoon by Granitebread November 7, 2017

reincorinate 

Something you don't want to do to your past. From Akon's song "Journey".

I've really screwed my life up. I'd rather not reincorinate my past.

reincorinate by cave troll December 28, 2005