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Reisterstown
A place that is only known about by the people that either
A)live there
B)live near there
Otherwise, no one knows about it. Trust me, I know by experience.
The Cow is the hottest place in Reisterstown. If you are visiting and dont know where anything is, ask for it in relations to The Cow and you'll find everything. It is basically the center of life in Reisterstown. Everyone goes there to hang out. That could also be because there is nothing else to do.
When you talk about Franklin, you usually mean the High School or Middle School. Almost everyone you know goes there. If everyone you know dont go there, you know at least one or two people who do.
Everyone in the Reisterstown/Glyndon area go to The Pool. By The Pool, I mean Glyndon Pool. Everyone goes there over the summer. It's a good place to see old friends and people you dont want to see. You can start a bf/gf relationship there within the first weeks of summer and then watch it fall apart by the end. Near the end of May, all the 8th graders from SHS(Sacred Heart School for you non-Reisterstowners) will be relaxing there until the rest of the school gets out. If you see people jumping into the pool with all their clothes on, its those SHS people.
Santoni's really means something. In the summer, people walk there from The Pool. They go even tho its one million degrees just to get snapple or a muffin. One tradition many have is the classic Mentos and Diet Coke. Everyone who goes to Santoni's in the summer spends all their money on Mentos and Diet Coke.
When people talk about The High School, they clearly mean Owings Mills High. Thats where the drug addicts and gangs go. It's not as big of a deal as Franklin but its close. There is a neighborhood across the street but no one who lives there goes to The High School.
A)live there
B)live near there
Otherwise, no one knows about it. Trust me, I know by experience.
The Cow is the hottest place in Reisterstown. If you are visiting and dont know where anything is, ask for it in relations to The Cow and you'll find everything. It is basically the center of life in Reisterstown. Everyone goes there to hang out. That could also be because there is nothing else to do.
When you talk about Franklin, you usually mean the High School or Middle School. Almost everyone you know goes there. If everyone you know dont go there, you know at least one or two people who do.
Everyone in the Reisterstown/Glyndon area go to The Pool. By The Pool, I mean Glyndon Pool. Everyone goes there over the summer. It's a good place to see old friends and people you dont want to see. You can start a bf/gf relationship there within the first weeks of summer and then watch it fall apart by the end. Near the end of May, all the 8th graders from SHS(Sacred Heart School for you non-Reisterstowners) will be relaxing there until the rest of the school gets out. If you see people jumping into the pool with all their clothes on, its those SHS people.
Santoni's really means something. In the summer, people walk there from The Pool. They go even tho its one million degrees just to get snapple or a muffin. One tradition many have is the classic Mentos and Diet Coke. Everyone who goes to Santoni's in the summer spends all their money on Mentos and Diet Coke.
When people talk about The High School, they clearly mean Owings Mills High. Thats where the drug addicts and gangs go. It's not as big of a deal as Franklin but its close. There is a neighborhood across the street but no one who lives there goes to The High School.
Reistertowner: Heyy!
Person from Perry Hall: Heyy! Where do you live?
Person from Glyndon: She lives in Reisterstown of course!
Person from Perry Hall: Where is that?
Reisterstowner: No one knows where that is!!
Person from Glyndon: I only know cuz i'm only 3 miles away!
Reisterstowner 1:Heyy do you wanna go to The Cow?
Reisterstowner 2:Sure. The Cow is amazing!
Reisterstowner 1:Maybe there will be someone we know there
Reisterstowner 2:Haha are you kidding? We will deff. run into someone we know!
Visiter:Where is the China Dragon?
Reisterstowner: *gives far off direction*
Visiter: *looks confused* where is it in relations to The Cow?
Reisterstowner:Why didnt you say so? its to the right of The Cow
Person 1:Where does your friend go to school?
Reisterstowner:Franklin
Person 1:How about your boyfriend?
Reisterstowner:Franklin
Person 1:Your friend's girlfriend?
Reisterstown:Franklin
Person 1:do you know anyone who doesnt go there?
Reisterstowner:No one except you
Reisterstowner:OMG! I saw my friend who i havent seen in years at the pool today!
-Next day-
Reisterstowner:OMG! I hate him! i cant believe he was there at the pool today! he is the last person i wanted to see!!
-week later-
Reisterstowner:I met this guy last week at the pool! he finally asked me out today!
-month later-
Reisterstowner:He broke up with me at the pool today! it's ok, i'm going out with his best friend...who i met at the pool!
Reisterstowner 1:Do you see those crazy people jumping into the pool with all their clothes on?
Reisterstowner 2:Yeah, it's one of those SHS kids again
8th Grader from SHS: ughh! the pool WAS fun before the rest of the school got off!
Reisterstowner 1:Heyy, do you wanna walk to Santoni's?
Reisterstowner 2:Yeah sure. do you have money for Mentos and Diet Coke?
Reisterstowner 1:Yeah. are we gunna blow it up?
Reisterstowner 2:Hell yeah!
Reisterstowner:Heyy! i saw all these hott guys today!
Owings Mills Dweller:I saw them too! they go to The High School
Reisterstowner:Awesome! heyy, don't you live in that neighborhood across the street?
Owings Mills Dweller:Yeah
Reisterstowner:Then why don't you go to The High School?
Owings Mills Dweller:Haha no one in that neighborhood does!
Person from Perry Hall: Heyy! Where do you live?
Person from Glyndon: She lives in Reisterstown of course!
Person from Perry Hall: Where is that?
Reisterstowner: No one knows where that is!!
Person from Glyndon: I only know cuz i'm only 3 miles away!
Reisterstowner 1:Heyy do you wanna go to The Cow?
Reisterstowner 2:Sure. The Cow is amazing!
Reisterstowner 1:Maybe there will be someone we know there
Reisterstowner 2:Haha are you kidding? We will deff. run into someone we know!
Visiter:Where is the China Dragon?
Reisterstowner: *gives far off direction*
Visiter: *looks confused* where is it in relations to The Cow?
Reisterstowner:Why didnt you say so? its to the right of The Cow
Person 1:Where does your friend go to school?
Reisterstowner:Franklin
Person 1:How about your boyfriend?
Reisterstowner:Franklin
Person 1:Your friend's girlfriend?
Reisterstown:Franklin
Person 1:do you know anyone who doesnt go there?
Reisterstowner:No one except you
Reisterstowner:OMG! I saw my friend who i havent seen in years at the pool today!
-Next day-
Reisterstowner:OMG! I hate him! i cant believe he was there at the pool today! he is the last person i wanted to see!!
-week later-
Reisterstowner:I met this guy last week at the pool! he finally asked me out today!
-month later-
Reisterstowner:He broke up with me at the pool today! it's ok, i'm going out with his best friend...who i met at the pool!
Reisterstowner 1:Do you see those crazy people jumping into the pool with all their clothes on?
Reisterstowner 2:Yeah, it's one of those SHS kids again
8th Grader from SHS: ughh! the pool WAS fun before the rest of the school got off!
Reisterstowner 1:Heyy, do you wanna walk to Santoni's?
Reisterstowner 2:Yeah sure. do you have money for Mentos and Diet Coke?
Reisterstowner 1:Yeah. are we gunna blow it up?
Reisterstowner 2:Hell yeah!
Reisterstowner:Heyy! i saw all these hott guys today!
Owings Mills Dweller:I saw them too! they go to The High School
Reisterstowner:Awesome! heyy, don't you live in that neighborhood across the street?
Owings Mills Dweller:Yeah
Reisterstowner:Then why don't you go to The High School?
Owings Mills Dweller:Haha no one in that neighborhood does!
Reisterstown by Sofie is Awesome March 21, 2007
Reisterstown
-Hey what do you want to do tonight?
-I don't know. Theres nothing to do. You wanna goto the Cow?
-Nah, let's just go smoke.
-K
-I don't know. Theres nothing to do. You wanna goto the Cow?
-Nah, let's just go smoke.
-K
Reisterstown by DKnipp July 29, 2005
Reisterstown
My family has lived in Reisterstown for like a hundred years, but I'm still going to live in New York someday.
Reisterstown by Carlos May 7, 2005
Reisterstown All Star
A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.
Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Reisterstown All Star by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012
reisterstown
Just like the rest have said, 3 things, drinking, drugging and sexing And if your not apart of that then the half don't want to deal with you, the high schools in the area pretty much proves that ALOT. The town does have it's positives and negatives but the negatives seem to always superceed.pretty much a social pandoras box really, if you don't get out while you have the chance? you pretty much get stuck. With that said place offers some pretty good stuff though, It's just that sometimes it feels like its in a world of it's own.
reisterstown by realistic view September 12, 2007
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