Jacob Reed

CRAZY.

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.

by Demon the mistical pony December 29, 2011

Anal Reed

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.

Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.

by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias March 22, 2012

Reed move

An action that is considered to be douchey or downright despicable.

Stealing candy from a baby is a such a Reed move.

by ninjaman920 April 17, 2013

dan reed

An egg

Dan reed is an egg.

by Lies are disgusting May 9, 2020

tom reed

term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..

doris nearly passed out when she took of the tom reed some queen passed her at the party.

by ?? December 16, 2004

Lou Reed

A rock 'n' roll songwriter and performer who had Urban Dictionary pegged before it existed. Some of the same factors that made UD what it is may also have led Reed into self-destructive substance abuse at one phase of his career.

"And everybody puttin' everybody else down"
-- Lou Reed, "Heroin"

by Leslie Doppler August 6, 2008

Ed Reed!

Ed Reed is the name yelled whenever there is an interception of any kind. Whether it be a football interception, a basketball steal, or even cutting in line. Due to the large amount of interceptions NFL safety Ed Reed records. ED REED!

announcer: "Tom Brady drops back, throws downfield and it's intercepted!"

Larry: "ED REED!! Billy did you see Ed Reed just Ed Reed that ball?"

by jcbigstuff January 11, 2010