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red waffle 

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
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Red Waffle 

(1) A Ginger-pubes with a well-used Blue Waffle.

So-called cos all them Gingers are ALWAYS on the fuckin' blob.
Guy 1: What the hell is that smell?

Guy 2: Oh, that ginger whore is scratchin her gee, its the smell of her manky red waffle.

Guy 1: I'm hungry.

Guy 2: :-S
Red Waffle by redwaffle1 July 6, 2010

red waffle 

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle
Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle
red waffle by mhwahahaha May 11, 2010

red waffle 

I need to change my red waffle
red waffle by kur40 July 20, 2017

Red Breasted Wiffletit 

A made up bird name you use to trick people
Besides the boobies, woodcocks and dickcissels at my feeders there was a red breasted wiffletit
Red Breasted Wiffletit by Beak Geek February 6, 2021
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murderhobo 

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