Red Velvet Cake 

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"

Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar

Red Velvet Cake by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018

Red Velvet Cake 

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

Red Velvet Cake by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

Red Velvet Cake 

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.

Red Velvet Cake

Red Velvet Cake by Mc Ham April 28, 2010

Red Velvet Cake 

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

Red Velvet Cake by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017

Red Velvet Cake 

When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.

I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there

Red Velvet Cake by Finger fuckin Vernie August 1, 2021

Red Velvet Cake 

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

Red Velvet Cake by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

Red velvet cake 

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

Red velvet cake by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025