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A sarcastic insult for someone who is a realist/killjoy.

1. The killjoy at the party/your friend that tells you when that girl you're hitting on is out of your league.
2. Your realist fried that brings you back to earth when your head is stuck in the clouds.
Tim: I really like her, I think I'm gonna go for it!
John: You don't have a job and you're terrible with women. Stop dreaming.
Tim: Well thank you Dr.Real!

Real Draymond Hours 

Similar to Real Nigga Hours in which at 3am, Real Draymond Hours takes place. In that period of time all fakes go to sleep and the real ones stay up💯💪🏼
It's Real Draymond Hours like if up. -wariorfankd35

real dreams 

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
real dreams by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

rsd - Real Street Drags 

Legal street racing event which is good in theory but when the guy running the event (tuffenuff - Brian Mitchell) sells out the racers by giving out their ETs to his buddies, it kind of defeats the purpose of this event. Do you wonder why tuffenuff rarely loses? Because he can and does find out what everyone runs from the girls in the tower. If you are faster than him he will pull his starter cable off and say his car doesn't start. His useless derogatory babble on the microphone has killed the event just as much. "If you don't have a blown alcohol car, you suck" is his train of thought.
RSD - Real Street Drags was cool, now it sucks.

drunken highlight real 

The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night
Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?

Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.

Dragons are real 

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.