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Someone that sucks so many dicks that they become a dr.
That fellow is being a real dr, he is going to get aids.
real dr by Batmaned November 19, 2022
Words you can keep
A sarcastic insult for someone who is a realist/killjoy.

1. The killjoy at the party/your friend that tells you when that girl you're hitting on is out of your league.
2. Your realist fried that brings you back to earth when your head is stuck in the clouds.
Tim: I really like her, I think I'm gonna go for it!
John: You don't have a job and you're terrible with women. Stop dreaming.
Tim: Well thank you Dr.Real!

Real Draymond Hours 

Similar to Real Nigga Hours in which at 3am, Real Draymond Hours takes place. In that period of time all fakes go to sleep and the real ones stay up💯💪🏼
It's Real Draymond Hours like if up. -wariorfankd35

real dreams 

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
real dreams by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

rsd - Real Street Drags 

Legal street racing event which is good in theory but when the guy running the event (tuffenuff - Brian Mitchell) sells out the racers by giving out their ETs to his buddies, it kind of defeats the purpose of this event. Do you wonder why tuffenuff rarely loses? Because he can and does find out what everyone runs from the girls in the tower. If you are faster than him he will pull his starter cable off and say his car doesn't start. His useless derogatory babble on the microphone has killed the event just as much. "If you don't have a blown alcohol car, you suck" is his train of thought.
RSD - Real Street Drags was cool, now it sucks.

drunken highlight real 

The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night
Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?

Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.

Dragons are real 

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.
Dragons are real by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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