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rash monkey 

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other
Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.
rash monkey by The Dubber May 28, 2008
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rash monkey 

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.
Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?
rash monkey by theccw November 11, 2019

Money Rash/ Cash Rash 

A rash that results from a surplus amount of money. Can be due to handling of excess amount of money, acquiring excess money and/or from swimming from a pool of cash.
You: I gotta get me some cream or somethin' im getting paid and gettin' them Money Rash/ Cash Rash.

You: I got so much money im gettin' that Money Rash/ Cash Rash

rashmonkey 

Rashmonkey is a canadian name for a women who has to much experience with STD's.. she typically enjoys spreading them and informing her victims after mailing them scabs of her most recent exploits.. these types are usually found locked in their rooms dreaming of snacks and ways to hide developing cold sores on both her mouth and private regions
Q -Hey what's is that bump from down there
A - idk.. It developed after hanging out with rashmonkey!!
rashmonkey by Notanoob69 March 1, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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