Rupologize 

an apology with some shade thrown in; an apology which is presented as sincere, but is insincere and everyone knows it. Coined by Willem Belli on Rupaul's Drag Race, Season 4 Reunion Special

Willem went to rupologize for breaking the rules, but Rupaul saw through her ruse.

Rupologize by nightfallbear October 11, 2012

Rupologize 

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense in dramatic way
To make a formal defense or justification in speech or writing.

"I will not rupologize for what i did"

Rupologize by 2Fik October 26, 2012

text apologizer 

The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.

So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.

text apologizer by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018