Race Against Time 

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.

-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"

Race Against Time by Himself666 June 20, 2010

race against time 

the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unanticipated sexual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-dick or complete flaccidity

"I thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and shit. I could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best."

race against time by southshore August 19, 2007

race against time

A situation where someone must complete a task or achieve a goal quickly, often due to looming deadlines or the threat of losing an opportunity

Melbourne-based artist Eamon Donnelly has been on a mission to document Australia's milk bar culture over the past 15 years. He says it has become a "race against time" to photograph old milk bars before they are shut down or redeveloped.

race against time by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008