Race Against Time 

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.

-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"

Race Against Time by Himself666 June 20, 2010

race against time 

the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unanticipated sexual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-dick or complete flaccidity

"I thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and shit. I could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best."

race against time by southshore August 19, 2007

race against time

A situation where someone must complete a task or achieve a goal quickly, often due to looming deadlines or the threat of losing an opportunity

Melbourne-based artist Eamon Donnelly has been on a mission to document Australia's milk bar culture over the past 15 years. He says it has become a "race against time" to photograph old milk bars before they are shut down or redeveloped.

race against time by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025