A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
by A Paperbacked Rhino July 11, 2008
A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.
Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.
Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?
Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?
Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
by Tess Tickler March 15, 2007
A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).
"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"
by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017
A person who camps in the right lane at all times, and doesn't use the left lane unless it is a dire circumstance.
by qshadoo August 21, 2023
A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.
Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard
by Overweight Chumbawumba February 10, 2011
Hey Martin, you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that, I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.
by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito December 10, 2022