r/metalmemes 

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.

Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.

r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021

r/MetalMemes 

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.

If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

r/MetalMemes by Your Local FBI agent December 25, 2021

r/MetalMemes 

A subreddit with many based elitists. Unfortunately, it is infested with posers as of right now, so there are many Klantera and SSabaton fans who corrupt the sub with cringe tourist memes.

r/MetalMemes poser: STFU, JUST BECAUSE SLIPKNOT ARE POPULAR AND AREN'T A NU-POST-SYMPHONIC-MELODIC-INDUSTRIAL-SLAMMING-BLACKENED-SHITTENED-CUMSOAKED-SHITSTAINED-PROGRESSIVE-BLACK-DEATH-POWER-THRASH-WAR-BESTIAL-PISSBUCKET-RAW-ANALCUMEXPLOSIONCOCKCOREGRIND BAND WITH -100000 LISTENERS THAT RELEASED A DEMO IN 1791 RECORDED ON A DOORKNOB DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT METAL. STOP BEING AN ELITIST GATEKEEPING BASMENT-DWELLING MORBIDLY OBESE DEGENERATE WEEB TRVE KVLT NECKBEARD SCUMBAG. The real posers here are you. Yes, all of you. Especially the mods. Real metal listeners dont' gatekeep, and encourage everyone to listen to the metal that they like. All metal is real metal, and you pussies can't tell people otherwise. Real metal enthusiasts welcome everyone into the community. They don't push out the people who want to join the medium and share their passion with others. You guys do the exact opposite. You attack those who do listen to what you don't like. You push out those who want to come into the metal family and learn about it the music. You gatekeep. You are elitists, the worst type of a fandom. Tl;dr y'all need to have a shower, touch some grass, and get bitches.

Chad based elitist: Poser.

r/MetalMemes by Based Metal Chad August 23, 2023

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans Child while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma

Average r/metalmemes “elitist” (poser): hey what bands do you listen to?
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR

r/metalmemes by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit that hates on listenable metal while they listen to a band thats named “Deathcum sacrifice of satans bussy while a cult does a vocal ritual which involves putting magma on their throat so it sounds more metal” and their songs are named like satanic chant in a prehistoric language while their songs sound like the screechers (vocalist) head is getting bashed with a metal drumstick and has a logo that looks like a splattered, sentient, dying turd on a wall

r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No

r/metalmemes by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.

Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.

r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.

r/metalmemes by my latest post isnt ragebait June 25, 2025