je ne sais quoi

What you say when you don't know what to say, and can't be bothered to say what you think.

You: What does "Je ne sais quoi" mean?
Me: .........Well...... Je ne sais quoi.

by Madkittykat October 7, 2010

Qu'est-ce que fuck quoi?

A variation on the Québecois expression Qu'est-ce que fuck, which simply means What the fuck

My favorite restaurant is closed? Qu'est-ce que fuck quoi?!

by Davey McGravy May 7, 2007

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 23, 2011

par quoi

dead sexy

person 1: omg did you see par quoi the other day??
person 2: dead. sexy.

by cassassafrass December 21, 2021

quoy

A derogative word to describe someone who constantly talks about himself as if he was the only human in existence online. It's also an abbreviation that stands for 'quit obsessing over yourself'.

Nathan is such a fucking quoy; he keeps talking about himself.

He quoyed the shit out of our convo.

by Młotek February 21, 2021

Quoy

A derogative word to describe someone who constantly talks about himself as if he was the only human in existence online. It's also an abbreviation that stands for 'quit obsessing over yourself'.

Nathan is such a fucking quoy; he can't stop talking about himself. He quoyed the shit out of our convo.

by Młotek February 21, 2021