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quintorum 

The minimum number of musicians required to rehearse a quintet and be productive.

It's a mash-up of "quintet" and "quorum" created while having difficulty scheduling rehearsals for busy musicians.
We wanted to rehearse on Saturday, but without the oboist and hornist, we didn't have a quintorum.
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Quantrump 

State of finding oneself feeling two opposite feelings at the same time under a Trump presidency.
I find myself in a quantrump state: the fact that Donald Trump beleves global warming is a hoax is funny AND sad at the same time.
Quantrump by YorickBrown November 17, 2016

quintora 

Is a keeper. Very loyal and freaky.
Get you a Quintora!
quintora by Who is? December 19, 2016

Quintruplets 

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.
Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.
Quintruplets by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

quintorria 

Quintorria is a loyal ass girl and fine
quintorria by Quintorria July 2, 2015

quintrouple 

When a man has four wives or/and has four girlfriends at the same time while all parties are aware.
Husband: Hey babe, I brought home a surprise.
Wife: Oh nice what is it?
Husband: Just three other wives for you to hang out with.
Wife: oh this will be fun. 😈

example 2

Friend 1: bro how are all of your wives?
Friend 2: They're good man. Quintrouples are the best.
Friend 1: Nah thats fucked. You have four wives.

Example 3

Wife 1: Hubby can you look after your kid?
Hubby: Which kid are you referring to?
Wife 2: The one you have with me.
Wife 3: No, he needs to watch our kid.

Wife 4: I am pretty sure its our daughter that needs to be watched.
Husband: Fine, just bring me all of my 21 kids.

Wife 1: This is your fault for forcing us to be in a quintrouple.
quintrouple by onemanfourwives September 23, 2020

quintorius 

Quintorius is very handsome and kind. He has a kind heart and beautiful smile! OH AND GREAT DICK !!
Quintorius has a SHLONG
quintorius by doggylover98 November 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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