quij

To put a pound coin up someone's bum.

I'm really uncomftable. Frank quijjed me last night.

by Jackez December 31, 2007

quijibo

A fat, balding, North American ape with no chin. First used in a Scrabble by Bart Simpson.

That quijibo can't play ball. His gut keeps gettin in the way.

by III February 2, 2006

quiji

A quiji is somebody who finds older people sexually attractive.

"I think I'm gonna pull tonight"
"where ya going?"
"Old Peoples home"
"You Quiji"

by Freebird July 1, 2005

quijada

A sexy latino blackout, usually blessed extremely large testicles that can have the capacity to destroy anything in their path. A Quijada typically loves getting extremely wasted and leading on girls with his suave personality, but usually ends up ditching them in an attempt to obtain tacos.

That guy is such a Quijada, he ditched me for tacos last night and then tonight bruised the living shit out of my vag with his massive kettle-bell style testicles.

by cmilf666 April 28, 2017

Quijick

Can mean 'fuck you', 'shut the fuck up', 'piss off', 'fuck off' etc.

'Hey John, do you want some tea?'
'QUIJICK!!'

by tsg199 September 11, 2019

quijgavi

when a girl winds herself up to a device above her, then sits on a mans erect penis, and takes it for a spin.

Quijgavi is worth 302 points in scrabble

by phrikshin December 20, 2008

Mr.Quija

1.Another term for marijuana.

Did you bring Mr.Quija with you?

by Aaron January 22, 2005